"Hi, I'm Gary Busey, and I name babies," Busey said in an infomercial for his hotline service for celebrities.

It's just a matter of time before a celebrity is going to want to pick up "Papaya Aquarium" or "Snuggie Hammerhead" for their new daughter and/or son. Why go to the trouble of trying to come up with a crazy name when Busey can probably do it with no effort at all?